got a new joke ..?

[AnthonyMF]

Your showing great self control Jamil. Keep it up.

I'm struggling to find a joke funnier than any of the jokes above.

If I tell one I'm going to need a kick hit with a clamped cymbal hit struck at the same time directly after it. How are we going to organise that?

Perhaps we should get Anton Fig to moderate this thread.

[Ben M]

http://youtu.be/LekUKeFijxc

and that's what she said..... Thank you ladies and gentlemen... I'm here all week.

[reddirt]

A duck is about to cross the road when a chook from the other side yells out,

"Don't do it, they'll never let you live it down!"


Cheers, Ross

Ross Muir
Alice Springs

[jkhuri44]

alright...well, this is pretty much the funniest most disturbing thing i've seen for a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-1lao5UUac

....dont do drugs kids....

[Nigel99]

For some reason these are the only two jokes that I ever bother to tell:

Why was 6 scared of 7?
.....'cos 7 8 9

aaannnd...

What do you get if you cross a dyslexic insomniac with an agnostic?
...someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog

[stosostu]

Which reminds me of the dyslexic witch...........

She built an altar for Santa.

[no-fi]

why did the hipster burn his mouth?

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He ate the pizza before it was cool.

[Nigel99]

Not so current now...

George W Bush getting his war briefing for the day...

"Sir, there has been one journalist reported dead and two Brazillian soldiers."

George W: "My God, that's terrible!

..his joint chiefs of staff look quizzically at each other...

George W: "wait, how many is a brazillion?"

[spandex man]

What do blonds have against condoms?




Their ass.