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Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:41 pm**

Come on, you know you're all thinking this.

http://www.zazzle.com.au/im_an_audio_engineer_tee_shirts-235104758480064150

May as well wear it so it leaves no doubt.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:46 pm**

........the trouble is......while I agree with the sentiment........it look's like an ENGINEER'S t shirt! lacking that certain creative touch.........

.......as you would expect it looks a bit better in black.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:20 pm**

I can't work with only 4 faders.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:45 pm**

Should say "Record Producer"

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:58 pm**

OK, which one of you blokes is behind this?

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:23 am**

Years ago some mates made me a shirt that read "I'm the sound guy and your not. So f@#$ off" I never wear it because of the spelling mistake...

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:45 pm**

Kurt wrote:Years ago some mates made me a shirt that read "I'm the sound guy and your not. So f@#$ off" I never wear it because of the spelling mistake...

One of the reasons I try not to do too many gigs. Everyone else is a better engineer than I am.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:48 pm**

mylesgm wrote:
Kurt wrote:Years ago some mates made me a shirt that read "I'm the sound guy and your not. So f@#$ off" I never wear it because of the spelling mistake...

One of the reasons I try not to do too many gigs. Everyone else is a better engineer than I am.

...... Don't worry mate.....Just sit in on one of my mixes...... I'll show you how it's done!

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:27 pm**

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation ... eir,27057/

AUSTIN, TX—Sound engineers from around the country converged on the Hilton Garden Inn Saturday for their annual convention in which they discuss their ponytails. "It's always fun to catch up with other sound guys, just so we can swap stories about changing out bad cables, smoke cigarettes together, and see how our ponytails are," said Joe Spencer, a sound engineer from Kansas City, MO whose 11-inch ponytail was poking out the hole of his Zildjian ball cap and obscuring the tour dates on his Megadeth T-shirt. "But despite our cool jobs, it's pretty much like any other convention. We talk about new Mag-Lite innovations, see presentations on ponytail-friendly headphones, and swap tips, like how, in a pinch, you can use a mic clip as a clasp to secure your ponytail." At the close of the weekend-long event, attendees will reportedly observe a moment of silence in honor of the late Ted "Smash" Bailey, a sound engineer who had an impressive 24-incher and told Peter Gabriel to f@#$ off in 1983.

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:05 pm**

Q. What's the difference between a sound engineer and a toilet?

A. A toilet only has to take shit from one arsehole at a time...

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