Forum song

[chris p]

Anyway in another month or so we'll get together and write/record a Turtle Rock band number.

Well, here's 15 minutes worth of lyrics .....

TURTLEROCKIN'

VERSE 1

No lookin' at me, no looking at you
Analog heaven's where we take you to (U2?)
Protoolin' Logic or mag tape spinner
Just don't patch me up with all Deadringer
The truth can't be bought its gotta be learned
We're Telefunkin' so hot that you gonna get burned

CHORUS
We're turtlerockin'
turtlerockin'
Turtlerockin' all night and day
We're turtlerickin' (no, that's not a typo)
turtlerockin'
Turtlerockin' that's how we'll stay

VERSE 2
You can get it cheap, you can get it quick,
You can get it good, chose 2, your pick.
We'll mic you up and track you down
Mix it all up for the master sound
But you gotta sign up if you want to belong
We're the only forum with our own hit song

CHORUS

(GUITAR SOLO)

[Aearth]

Chris you have too much free time in your life.

nIC

[Aearth]

(Rapping)

I've been thinking about writing what I think of you all, but the moderator will ban me from this site for sure.
So I'll keep it all bottled up tight inside, till I have another drink or a pill, of course prescribed.
Then I’ll have the guts to tell you all face to face that I really don’t know why I come this Turtlerock place.
Because
Buying more gear, my money disappears, there’s nothing to eat like veggies and meat.
All my friends, their all in bands, I record them for free that’s why they like me, how shallow can they be, treating me mean, keeping me lean.
They're always in my house on a mic I’m a mouse, I should tell to get out and get on their bike, leave me alone to have my gear on my owe, but what fun would that be, listing to only MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(screaming, losing it, out of control, wetting my pants rolling around the floor)



Chorus
I ‘m turd, I’m a turd, I’m a big fat turd singing a turd le rock song.
Singing a turtle rock song, sing a turtle rock song.
I ‘m turd, I’m a turd, I’m a big fat turd singing a turd le rock song. (I think this is french)

nIC

[jkhuri44]

thats bloody hilarious...!!!

*raps tune like grandmaster flash in head...